Personalized Funny Washington Quote Gift Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket. Washington Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket - Black has funny state) quote says There are two kinds of people in this world and being from washington is better than both of them on this gift idea. 7.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester. Jersey-lined double-needle hemmed hood. Pouch pockets for all their treasures. Coverstitched shoulders and armholes. Coverstitched rib waistband and cuffs.