Personalized Funny Illinois Quote Gift Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Illinois Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Black has funny state) quote says There are two kinds of people in this world and being from illinois is better than both of them on this gift idea. Pre-shrunk 100% cotton 6.1 ounce long sleeve t-shirt. Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves. Quarter turned. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Adult: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL